Thursday, April 03, 2008

Obama-rama's True Strategy

Quid, Obama Offering Gore a Job?; awaiting the Pro Quo. Here is what Obama-rama real campaign strategy:

(sung to the tune of "The Wanderer")

Oh well I'm the type of guy who will never get pinned down
Where voters are found, you know that I'm around
I kiss em and I love em cause to me they're all the same
I hug em and I squeeze em they don't even know my name
They call me the panderer yeah the panderer
I roam around around around...

Oh well there's Teddy on my left and there's Kerry on my right
And Richardson's the gov' that Ill be with tonight
And when he asks me which one I love the best
I tear open my shirt I got Al Gore on my chest
cause I'm the panderer yeah the panderer
I roam around around around...

Oh well I roam from theme to theme
I campaign without a flag
till I'm as happy as a clown
I'm standing up for change, but I'm sayin' nothing clear

I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm saying nothing clear as I roam from theme to theme
And when I find the questions far too tough
I hop right onto the race card and ride it around the world
Yeah I'm the panderer yeah the panderer
I roam around around around...

I'm the type of guy that likes to roam around
I'm saying nothing clear as I roam from theme to theme
And when I find the questions far too tough
I hop right onto the race card and ride it around the world
Yeah I'm the panderer yeah the panderer
I roam around around around...

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